According to former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich, the 2020 presidential election may be the biggest presidential theft since 1824. Where is the spirit of “The Untouchables” now? That is, where are the incorruptible warriors who won’t sit idly by while the hallowed American Constitution drowns in the tide of socialism currently washing over America from the redwood forest to the New York island?
“The Untouchables” (1987) was a big hit when it came out. Set in Prohibition-era Chicago, with then rising star Kevin Costner playing Eliot Ness, the morally upright (almost to the point of caricature) young Fed is tasked with a mission impossible: stopping the murderous Al Capone (Robert De Niro), along with a Capone-pocket-dwelling Chicago police department so corrupt that it stinks to high heaven.
Streamlining
In moviegoers’ minds, director Brian De Palma was mostly known at the time for searing the unfading image of Sissy Spacek as a blood-drenched prom queen, in Stephen King’s high-school gore fest “Carrie.“ Using much dramatic license, De Palma whittles ”The Untouchables” actual, historical federal task force down to a bite-sized team of four men.The Fundamental Issue
Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright David Mamet scripted “The Untouchables.” While it doesn’t bear the stamp of Mamet’s iconoclastic, hyperintelligent, barebones, hemming-and-hawing-while-inferring-extensive-information-during-pauses style, he highlights the fact that Prohibition came about due to America’s deciding that alcohol caused social problems.And so, it’s much like the storyline of “Mississippi Burning” (1988): Willem Dafoe’s by-the-book FBI agent is stymied by the Ku Klux Klan until he’s convinced by Gene Hackman’s salty lawman that they need to stoop to the level of the KKK’s dirty tricks in order to nab the evildoers. Here, Connery’s salty cop has to convince Costner’s extremely law-abiding treasury agent that they’ll need to bend the rules and play dirty to get Capone.
Capone
Throughout, Capone rules Chicago from his hyperluxurious Hotel Lexington suite, where he uses the time-honored method of meting out gangster punishment at sumptuous banquets. He lectures about shortcomings challenging the business, all the while stalking around the banquet table twirling a baseball bat. You can guess the rest.Robert De Niro’s Al Capone—it’s not one of his better creations. There’s a lot of attitude, some yelling, some smirking, but no insight into Capone’s mythic, psychopathic genius.
Little by little, the Untouchables (they couldn’t be bought, hence the name) erode Capone’s power like pulling sticks out of a Jenga tower, until eventually they get him on income tax charges.
While Costner anchors the film with his powerful moral core, Connery steals every scene he’s in. And more than Connery, it’s actor Billy Drago, playing Capone’s main henchman, with his creepy, utterly evil sneer and immaculate white suit and fedora, who leaves the impression that your mind will reference whenever you think of this film.
“The Untouchables” felt untouchable in ’87; it felt cutting-edge, one of those movies you saw multiple times, and not just due to the fact that in ’87 there was not yet the deluge of Hollywood entertainment “product” as there is in 2020. Make that 2019 (you know why). Today, it feels ever-so-slightly innocent and boy-scout-like. But that’s not a bad thing.