Film Review: ‘Terminator: Dark Fate’: Original Cast Can’t Re-ignite Franchise

Mark Jackson
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The original “Terminator” was an instant classic. You know this already. It was thrilling and terrifying, it was original, it had James Cameron as a young, hungry, slightly genius filmmaker, and it had Arnold Schwarzenegger at the height of his movie and muscle prowess. It slammed the Austrian-accented phrase “I’ll be baaaack” into the public consciousness, and 35 years later, it’s still in there. It spawned the term “Governator.”

Well, Arnold’s no longer the governator, but he’s baaaack again as the terminator, along with Cameron, and even Linda Hamilton. But even all three of them can’t make this one interesting.
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” (Kerry Brown/Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures)
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” Kerry Brown/Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures

Why? Because we already know all this stuff. Like, for 30 years now. Ever since Robert Patrick’s T-1000 terminator model, the liquid metal one, where you shoot holes in it and they instantly fuse back together again—you know you can’t kill these things.

Gabriel Luna as the Rev 9 model terminator in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” (Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures)
Gabriel Luna as the Rev 9 model terminator in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures

So what’s the point? Where’s the suspense? Where’s the unknown? Where’s the mystery? Where’s the nail-biting fear? Nowhere, is where. This is the fundamental problem with Hollywood’s playing it safey-safe and wringing every last drop of money out of tried-and-true, market-research-driven, known fare. The elements of surprise and originality are long gone.

Granted, every once in a while, the franchise will come up with a new terminator-thingy that’s got some scariness. Remember the motorcycle terminators? Those were menacing and original. And you could send them somersaulting spectacularly into the roadside bushes with a well-placed tripwire.

But this latest gooey terminator that can be machine-gunned into a few different puddles of bubbling black goo, which can then promptly locate the other puddles of black goo and then morph back into a carbonite skeleton? Exactly like Scarlett Johansson in “Lucy,” and Tom Hardy in “Spawn"? Yawn.

Gabriel Luna as the Rev 9, which is made up of two components (both pictured here), in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” (Kerry Brown/Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures)
Gabriel Luna as the Rev 9, which is made up of two components (both pictured here), in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” Kerry Brown/Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures

So What Happens?

Well, 28 years after “Terminator: Judgment Day,” we find ourselves down around the U.S.-Mexican border. Which is all very current events-y, of course. Dani (Natalia Reyes), a young Mexican woman, is being hunted by a “Rev-9” terminator (Gabriel Luna—see above about the new black-goo assassin).

Dani must be somebody special who has the ability to change the outcome of the future. That’s why the dastardly Skynet keeps sending terminators Back to the Future to terminate these hero types in the first place. Probably if you sit there and guess really hard who Dani might be, you’ll go, “Oh, duh!” Hmm. Is that a spoiler? Nah, not really.

Natalia Reyes (R) and Mackenzie Davis star in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” (Kerry Brown/Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures)
Natalia Reyes (R) and Mackenzie Davis star in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” Kerry Brown/Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures

Luckily for Dani, there’s a female version of Michael Biehn’s character from the original  movie, a cyborgian supersoldier named Grace (Mackenzie Davis). She’s got Biehn’s same, burning, megawatt eyes. This role should catapult Davis to A-list leading-lady status. Anyway, her futuristic cyborg warrior has been sent to protect Dani, in the same way Biehn’s character protected Sarah Connor.

Mackenzie Davis stars in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” (Kerry Brown/Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures)
Mackenzie Davis stars in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” Kerry Brown/Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures

Speaking of whom, Sarah (Linda Hamilton) is baaack, too.

Linda Hamilton stars in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” (Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures)
Linda Hamilton stars in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures

Linda Hamilton was awesome in a few of these terminator stories. The first one, of course, but also the 1991 one that she got ridiculously physically jacked for. (As a personal trainer, I appreciated the massive deltoids.) However, here, it doesn’t look like she’s been plying her acting trade in a while; the rust is thick. She looks like she’s standing around, trying to feel stuff. This is a big acting no-no.

Linda Hamilton (L) and Natalia Reyes star in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” (Kerry Brown/Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures)
Linda Hamilton (L) and Natalia Reyes star in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” Kerry Brown/Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures

It’s a Chase Movie

Terminators will always chase you around. Because you don’t want to die. So you run away. And they chase you. You burn off all their fake skin, and the shiny skeletons with the red demon eyes, firing machine guns, clunk after you. You smash off a metal femur, and they crawl after you. They turn into motorcycles and burn rubber after you. Chase-chase-chase.
Gabriel Luna stars as the lackluster black-goo terminator, here doing some chasing, in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” (Kerry Brown/Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures)
Gabriel Luna stars as the lackluster black-goo terminator, here doing some chasing, in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” Kerry Brown/Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures
It’s always been a story about protecting someone who has the ability to save the future. The most fun thing about “Terminator: Dark Fate” is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s T-800, jalopy-terminator model. He’s been studying human behavior and has tried to fit into human life, going by the name of Carl. Carl the terminator.
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” (Kerry Brown/Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures)
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” Kerry Brown/Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures

He actually has a wife and kid. When asked by Sarah Connor—who will loathe him ’til all eternity for killing her kid—why his wife puts up with him, he cites a list. On reason is, “I am extremely funny.” Only Arnold can say a line like that. If “Dark Fate” was as good as the original, that’s the line we’d be saying for the next 35 years.

Ultimately, the most important thing from the movie is this poster right here:

Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” (Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures)
Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in “Terminator: Dark Fate.” Skydance Productions/Paramount Pictures
Just like the currently playing “Zombieland 2: Double Tap,” what these movies about undead creatures that are coming to eat/terminate you are good for is to remind you that now is a very good time to choose your fate. What that means, on a superficial level, is that you should choose wisely whether you spend $18.50 on a movie theater ticket or $1.91 to get the DVD from a local neighborhood Red Box.
‘Terminator: Dark Fate’ Director: Tim Miller Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Linda Hamilton, Mackenzie Davis, Gabriel Luna, Natalia Reyes Rating: R Running Time: 2 hours, 8 minutes Release Date:  Nov. 1 Rated: 2.5 stars out of 5
Mark Jackson
Mark Jackson
Film Critic
Mark Jackson is the chief film critic for The Epoch Times. In addition to the world’s number-one storytelling vehicle—film, he enjoys martial arts, weightlifting, motorcycles, vision questing, rock-climbing, qigong, oil painting, and human rights activism. Jackson earned a bachelor's degree in philosophy from Williams College, followed by a classical theater training, and has 20 years’ experience as a New York professional actor, working in theater, commercials, and television daytime dramas. He narrated The Epoch Times audiobook “How the Specter of Communism is Ruling Our World,” which is available on iTunes and Audible. Jackson is a Rotten Tomatoes-approved film critic.
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