The identity of mysterious litter louts who spent months blighting a housing estate with half-eaten chocolate has finally been revealed—a scurry of sweet-toothed squirrels.
Locals living in Dudley Crescent in Ellesmere Port, Cheshire, England, became anxious after leftover, half-eaten chocolate bars kept appearing. The saga—dubbed “Wafergate”—was discussed daily on the estate chatgroup, with theories and accusations spreading through the community.
The mystery was finally solved after a local who works in a nearby caravan storage facility spotted dozens of Blue Riband chocolate bars inside a skip. Another resident then spotted squirrels running up a tree with wrappers—and put two and two together.
Resident Fiona Downes, 33, a full-time mom, said: “I first noticed all these wrappers back in September.
“We live on a private estate on an ex-RAF base; it’s a very close-knit community. I was walking my children and suddenly noticed there’s loads of Blue Riband wrappers everywhere. I posted a picture on our WhatsApp group, asking people to please pick up their wrappers if they’ve been eating chocolate bars.”
But no one came forward and, over the following months, more wrappers and half-eaten chocolate bars continued to appear.
“It became a big topic among residents. Everyone was desperate to uncover the culprit. It was a big mystery,” Ms. Downes said. “People were getting annoyed, thinking someone was just littering. While others thought maybe it’s the bin men. Suspicions were growing.”
All became clear on Nov. 21, last year, when a resident spotted the skip on a site just behind the estate, with a box of chocolates inside.
Another resident, 42-year-old Natalie Clarke, managed to snap pictures of squirrels scurrying up a tree with chocolate bars in their mouths.
Ms. Downes said: “Squirrels had clearly been in there and stolen them all. We don’t know where their stash is, but there was definitely some kind of box of the chocolate bars in the skip. It only took three months to work out!”
Ms. Clarke said: “We spent months finding these wrappers, we all got a bit obsessed and were trying to hunt people down. We were trying to work out who buys wafers from Aldi before we realized that squirrels were doing it. When I saw them I was like ‘Oh my God, I’ve finally found proof.’ The sheer volume of the bars honestly, they must be going through 100 of them a week.”
Ms. Downes said: “Once somebody had posted the pictures of squirrels it took the excitement away.
“Then it seemed to calm down, and we thought they might have finished their supply, but in the past few days, lots of the wrappers have been appearing again. We’re not sure why the chocolate was left on our property. Maybe it was an out-of-date box.”
Ms. Downes says that the whole saga has been “a good bit of fun.”
“It’s become a huge joke with everyone, and we’ve all had a good laugh,” she said. “I'd like to know how a squirrel opens a chocolate bar. They probably won’t be able to walk now due to putting on so much weight.”
But since the discovery of the true culprits, residents say the furry thieves have doubled down, and are on a chocolate rampage.
Ms. Clarke said: “They have ramped it up even more since we found out, every day I’m picking up wrappers out of rose bushes. It’s been hilarious working it out.”
