1. When the fight is done, let it go. It’s over, no need to bring it up, reopen, or bring any past irrelevant topic into it.
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2. Stop getting mad at me for what I did in your dreams.
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3. When I finally decide to open up around you and show a more sensitive side DO NOT SAY “Aww...”
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4. “Do I look fat in this?”
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5. As a man, my mind often wanders. If I’m staring off into space, please stop asking me “What are you thinking?” More often than not I am not thinking about you.
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6. Don’t ever say anything is fine:
“How about pizza?”
“No, I don’t feel like pizza.”
“Then where do you want to eat?”
“Anywhere’s fine.”
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7. Stop taking an hour to reply to every text. Every time we hang out, you’re on your phone.
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8. Stop responding to texts with “lol” and then an hour or two later ask me why I stopped texting you. I know I made you laugh during our conversation, that was my intent. If you would like for it to continue then you need to reply back.
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9. Stop saying no when I offer you food, then stealing from my plate.
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