‘The Last of Sheila’: Agatha Christie Lite

Michael Clark
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Produced at the peak of the American New Wave, “The Last of Sheila” (“Sheila”) was the work of three unlikely collaborators, two of whom had never and never would again work as filmmakers. They would be Broadway composer Steven Sondheim and actor Anthony Perkins, known best as the lead in “Psycho.”

Close friends Sondheim and Perkins co-wrote the screenplay, something of a modern-day riff on Agatha Christie, containing a half-dozen or so Hollywood insider archetypes who all, in some form or fashion, are easily capable of being disagreeable and committing murder.

Director Herbert Ross (L) and James Coburn on the set of "The Last of Sheila." (Warner Bros.)
Director Herbert Ross (L) and James Coburn on the set of "The Last of Sheila." Warner Bros.
The project was directed by Herbert Ross whose track record was impressive. In his career, Ross made two hits starring Barbra Streisand, six written by Neil Simon, and “The Turning Point,” an amazing movie that is one of only three films in history to be nominated for double-digit Oscars without a single win.

Before They Do It to You

While there are bits and fragments of deadpan and sarcasm scattered throughout “Sheila,” most of it is played relatively straight. It’s part scavenger hunt, part parlor game, and a little of “cutthroat,” a three-person billiard match where the object is to pocket your opponent’s balls while they’re doing the same thing to yours. Or, in other words, standard Hollywood operational procedure.

The movie starts in earnest a year after the death of Sheila (Yvonne Romaine), the wife of power broker Clifton (James Coburn). Sheila left a party in a huff and was soon mowed down by an unidentified, likely drunk hit-and-run driver.

We can’t tell if Clifton is still grieving or relishing impending revenge as he assembles and sends out invitations to six people he wishes to join him on a week-long Mediterranean yacht trip in the South of France.

Among the attendees are socialite Lee (Joan Hackett) and her talentless screenwriter husband Tom (Richard Benjamin), the thespian-challenged bombshell actress Alice (Raquel Welch) and her aloof manager husband Anthony (Ian McShane), and has-been director Philip (James Mason) who is so far down on the pecking order, he’s currently making dog food commercials featuring preschool-aged children.

(L–R) Philip Dexter (James Mason), Alice Wood (Raquel Welch), Lee Parkman (Joan Hackett), Anthony Wood (Ian McShane), Christine (Dyan Cannon), and Tom Parkman (Richard Benjamin), in “The Last of Sheila.” (Warner Bros.)
(L–R) Philip Dexter (James Mason), Alice Wood (Raquel Welch), Lee Parkman (Joan Hackett), Anthony Wood (Ian McShane), Christine (Dyan Cannon), and Tom Parkman (Richard Benjamin), in “The Last of Sheila.” Warner Bros.

Arguably the most interesting member of the lot is Christine (Dyan Cannon), a vicious (is there any other kind?) agent who fears nothing and nobody and is impossible to read. While everyone else arrives at the yacht harboring palpable tension, the jovial Christine is loaded for bear and ready to par-tay.

All present (including Clifton) were at the party on the night Sheila died, so each had opportunity, if not also motive, which makes sense as she made her living as a gossip columnist.

Clifton’s game plan is simple. He hands each guest a different card accusing someone in the group of a crime that forms the anagram SHEILA. You are a Shoplifter, you are a Hit-and-run driver, you are an Ex-convict, you are in Informant, and you have been Arrested. The “L” card appears to be missing.

Each night, the yacht (named “Sheila”) will dock, and Clifton will provide everyone clues to figure out the identity of each “letter” suspect over the next six nights. Things hit a snag on the second night which alters the complexion of the game for the duration and forces the players to work with each other, something Clifton has warned against.

A Whodunit a Tad Wanting

As whodunits go, “Sheila” is, well, let’s put it this way: Longtime Christie fans are likely to find the plot a tad wanting. The movie is not as good as the 1974 version of “Murder on the Orient Express” or “Death on the Nile” from 1978 but is far better than the recent Kenneth Branagh-directed remakes of those same films.

There are no holes in the plot, and it is clear Sondheim and Perkins were shooting for some cheekiness but, because of the reliance on “inside baseball” entertainment industry stock characters, those not enamored with all things show business going in might find the entire enterprise a bit cliquish and inapproachable.

Regardless, watching a cast of (then) Hollywood A-listers playing spoiled D-list brats getting what-fer in a foreign land will give many viewers cause to snicker and revel in seeing them receive their just desserts.

Theatrical poster for "The Last of Sheila." (Warner Bros.)
Theatrical poster for "The Last of Sheila." Warner Bros.
The film is now available to stream on Vudu, Amazon Prime, and Apple TV+.
‘The Last of Shelia Director: Herbert Ross Stars: James Coburn, Richard Benjamin, Raquel Welch, Ian McShane, Dyan Cannon, James Mason, Joan Hackett Running Time: 2 hours MPAA Rating: PG Release Date: June 14, 1973 Rating: 3.5 out of 5
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Michael Clark
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Originally from the nation's capital, Michael Clark has provided film content to over 30 print and online media outlets. He co-founded the Atlanta Film Critics Circle in 2017 and is a weekly contributor to the Shannon Burke Show on FloridaManRadio.com. Since 1995, Mr. Clark has written over 5,000 movie reviews and film-related articles. He favors dark comedy, thrillers, and documentaries.
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