There was always something faintly absurd about ice cream.
Think about it.
Milk whipped into frozen submission, puckered up with sugar, and childishly paraded about in audacious shades of pink, yellow, or pistachio green. It sits atop its cone like a pageant queen.
But the world has decided it’s time to unshackle ice cream from its saccharine chains. No longer is our beloved frozen treat content with simply being sweet and cheeky. It’s gone full-blown avant-garde, with ingredients that range from olive oil to oysters.
Olive Oil and Ice Cream
In the olive groves of Italy and Spain, locals have been drizzling the golden nectar over ice cream for centuries, their culinary genius unbothered by our initial scepticism.Why does it work? Because the oil’s earthy, fruity bitterness cuts through the richness of the ice cream, creating a bite so balanced it might just convert your taste buds into art critics.
Add a sprinkle of sea salt, and you’ve got a dessert that even Dua Lipa endorses. Seriously, it’s a TikTok sensation.
And yes, I’ve tried it. At a winery in Orange, I encountered olive oil and ice cream served as if it were the Holy Grail.
The Dirty Martini Sundae
Speaking of sophistication, let’s discuss the Dirty Martini Sundae.British Eccentricity in a Cone
Meanwhile, the Brits are busy raiding their past for ice cream inspiration.English Heritage is scooping up brown bread ice cream, inspired by an 18th-century recipe. Caramel nuttiness meets nostalgia like eating dessert while flipping through an antique cookbook.
Fish and Chips? No, Fish and Ice Cream
At Fitzrovia’s two-star Kitchen Table in London, James Knappett takes daring to a new level with fish eggs on walnut ice cream.Why, you ask? Because the salty umami of caviar paired with creamy sweetness creates an explosion of flavours. Think of it as the culinary equivalent of jazz, chaotic but somehow genius.
Anya Hindmarch’s Ice Cream Project
For those who prefer their ice cream experiences with a side of trauma, head to Belgravia and check out The Ice Cream Project.Garlic, Truffles, and Gold Leaf
Let’s talk decadence. Japanese luxury brand Cellato holds the Guinness World Record for the world’s most expensive ice cream: a $6,700 concoction featuring Parmigiano cheese, white truffle, and gold leaf.It’s served with a hand-crafted spoon made by artisans in Kyoto. Imagine licking that and wondering how your life took such a bougie turn.
A Call for Vegemite Ice Cream
Now, here in Australia, we’ve got our fair share of weird and wonderful food experiments. But I’ve yet to see anyone brave enough to scoop Vegemite ice cream onto a cone.
Sweet and salty is a match made in culinary heaven, so why not? Somebody call Anya Hindmarch. Let’s make this happen.