Easter is almost here as it comes on April 20, 2014, and people are searching for quotes and sayings for the religious holiday.
See funny and cute quotes below:
“All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!” -- Lucy Van Pelt
“There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with Chocolate.” -- Linda Grayson
“I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.” -- Caroline Rhea
“My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get the stuff cheaper then.” -- Amy Sedaris
“Those have a short Lent, who owe money to be paid at Easter.” -- Benjamin Franklin
“Easter Bunny wisdom says that you better don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.” -- Unknown
“Believing in the Easter bunny is like saying you believe in an over sized, purple bunny, pooping colorful eggs on your lawn.” -- Unknown
“Alzheimer’s Advantage: You can hide your own Easter eggs.” -- Kurt Avish
“They have Easter egg hunts in Philadelphia, and if the kids don’t find the eggs, they get booed.” -- Bob Uecker
“Happy Easter from one lapsed Catholic to another.” -- Unknown
“Earth’s saddest day and gladdest day were just three days apart!” — Susan Coolidge
