COVID Races

COVID Races
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I’m not a race fan, be it cars/horses/dogs/etc. But, decades ago (I’m old), I saw two minutes of greyhound (dogs not buses) races. A fake rabbit would race around the track to get the dogs to “race” as fast as they could. Today, I see entertainment provided by our brilliant state government: COVID Racing.

This new sport has replaced the rabbit-and-dog race. Now, though, the chasers (thousands of new costly government employees) have replaced the greyhounds. Their job is to chase the little bugs; only now they cannot see the target, unlike the dogs who could see the fake rabbit. Their task seems to be to chase the little unseen bugs who originate from “positive tested people” to anyone they’ve “contacted” in the last week or two. Interesting job.

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