Mickey Rourke

Mandy Blank, a celebrity fitness trainer, was found dead this week in her Los Angeles home, according to TMZ, citing officials.

A fatherless, high school boy moves next door to an ex-assassin. Bingo! We predicted and explained the connection between boys who lack guidance and assassins, in the article “Why We Like Movies about Reformed Assassins so Much,” and now they’ve gone and made a movie about that very thing.