Garrett Hedlund

It’s all way too much, and too loud and just… a bit stupid. But you know what? It somehow works. It works if you go to the movies sacrificing your adult need to be entertained on an adult level.

Lost at sea on a rubber raft. No food. You try to eat a seagull. Doesn’t go down well (it comes right back up), so you eat small sharks raw. Constant vigilance is necessary; bigger sharks leap into the raft to get at you. Storms. Only rainwater to drink. Try that for 47 days. Then get captured by hostile forces and beaten black and blue, for a long, long, time.