drink

‘The packaging of Hard Solo would be difficult to distinguish for the average teen to inadvertently pick up the wrong can of beverage,’ said a parent.

On your average restaurant beverage list, the inclusion of cider in the beer section is commonplace. It’s also misleading. While very much its own thing, cider is actually more akin to sparkling wine.

“RiNo reminds me of Williamsburg in 2004—just pretentious enough to be good, not yet pretentious enough to be annoying.” Kevin Burke is joking, of course.