The traditional objective of dating, which is to create offspring, has been replaced by sexual satisfaction, leaving many people confused about their options.

Brief phone use, rather than phone use lasting at least seven minutes, resulted in even fewer words spoken per minute.

The mayor proposed a large shelter and a safe parking lot for people living in their cars. Not everyone’s happy.

At a board meeting, many parents call the book inappropriate, but other parents and all teachers support it as inclusive.