We are saved. Forget people shooting up Jewish schools and the feds shelling out some $50 billion annually on debt exceeding $1.2 trillion. The Bank of Canada will make a rate announcement on June 5. Having read the tea leaves, split the shoulder blades, and perused the thesaurus for “vague yet reassuring,” they will fine-tune the economy as always.
Outside the séance, the trouble with central banks is they think they run the economy. Long ago, their job was to keep the currency sound, which was boring and caused conflict with politicians who kept proposing silly policies that would detonate it. But it had one remarkable virtue: it was possible.
Then came John Maynard Keynes, who chucked neoclassical economics out the window along with the presumption that non-intellectuals were rational, and proclaimed a trade-off between inflation and unemployment. So instead of fighting inflation as another independent dopey way governments could ruin things, central bankers started thinking that in hard times, including for politicians facing re-election, they should turn inflation up slightly, and once everyone had a job, nudge it down again.
The prestige. The excitement. Plus, “fine-tuning” the economy to give everybody everything let bankers work with politicians, not fight them, as bureaucrats with Ph.D.s and elected officials with handout-hungry constituents were also meant to run deficits in slumps and then surpluses in booms. Sorry if you laughed coffee out your nose, but it was the plan. Free cash for life. Wheeeee!
The downside is it didn’t work. As soon as it was seriously attempted, in the United States in the mid-1960s with Canada independently following suit soon after, it turned out there was no “Phillips Curve” along which inflation and unemployment slid in inverse tandem. Instead, we quickly got “stagflation,” and the Gods of the Copybook headings quoted Friedrich Hayek’s “to aim at the maximum of employment which can be achieved in the short run by means of monetary policy is essentially the policy of the desperado.”
Never mind. The smart set had laughed Milton Friedman to scorn in 1963 for “Inflation is always and everywhere a monetary phenomenon,” and naturally if the facts don’t fit the theory, “evidence-based decision-making” types chuck the evidence.
No crude printing-press prattle. Inflation results from “excess” growth, not excess money creation. The economy “overheated” and boffins must “cool” it down. A.k.a. you lose your job, but they don’t despite not seeing inflation coming.
Instead, it should announce on June 5 that it’s cutting rates slightly to see what happens. If inflation holds steady, so will rates. If it gets worse, they’ll rise. If it slacks off, they’ll fall. Don’t talk to us about GDP. We only do price stability, through empirical improvisation.
Booooring. Unglamorous. But practical, vital, and long overdue.