Not only is lab-grown milk, like lab-grown meat, better for the environment, we’re told it also contains all the beneficial nutrition you’d find in the milk you’re used to drinking. Using mammalian cell culture—animal cells cultivated in a bioreactor—rather than living cows, lab-grown milk “replicates the nutrition, taste, and texture of traditional dairy.”
Except it doesn’t. Whatever the claims about lab-grown milk’s environmental footprint vis-a-vis real milk, the claim to identical nutritional value can be dismissed right now. If the creators of lab-grown foods don’t know this, they should.
The quest to replicate natural foods in bioreactors is a quest fit for a Don Quixote. That’s unlikely to change any time soon.
Barabasi coined the term “nutritional dark matter” to describe this state of profound ignorance. Dark matter, if you didn’t know, is the 85 percent of material in the universe physicists say is there but cannot be seen directly.
This of course has important implications, not least of all because it means that attempts to replicate animal foods using new technological processes will, invariably, fall flat. Yes, you can reproduce certain important compounds—you can get the proteins and the sugars and the fats right, more or less, and get in the main vitamins and minerals—but how can you reproduce compounds you don’t even know exist? You can’t, obviously.
If you made a lab-grown alternative to liver, there would be no way of knowing whether it contained that mysterious anti-fatigue factor that made those rats swim so long. And that mysterious anti-fatigue factor is an important part of why liver is liver.
In both cases, it amounts to the same thing: consumers are being misled, and their safety is being jeopardized. We simply don’t know what drinking synbio milk in the long term could do. To have some idea of the risks associated with these novel products, what we’d need is detailed scientific feeding studies involving lab animals. At present, that isn’t happening. Regulators are allowing themselves to go along with the convenient fiction that these products are, in fact, no different from their natural counterparts, so long as the production process itself meets safety and hygiene standards.
We might wish to speculate why regulators are doing this. Corruption? Laziness? Lack of resources? Whatever the answer, it doesn’t really matter. The outcome is the same.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr has made no mention of these fake foods as part of his “Make America Healthy Again” agenda, but in my opinion he really should. A central plank of Kennedy’s approach to reforming the food system is that consumers should know what is in their food and what it does to them. To no foodstuff does this apply more than processed or ultra-processed food, which now makes up the majority of daily calories for significant swathes of the population, especially children, and is deeply implicated in the landslide of ill health that has engulfed America and the rest of the developed world.
Processed food in the United States is crammed with novel additives like flavourings, colorings, texturizers, preservatives, and humectants—so many, in fact, that nobody knows the precise number, with some estimates claiming over 10,000–and Kennedy has made it his mission for many of these additives to be removed from the food supply, and for more rigorous testing and licensing laws to be brought into force.
There has already been some pushback against new lab-made foods in red states, particularly Florida, where Gov. Ron DeSantis has actually made the manufacture and sale of lab-grown meat illegal. Lawbreakers can expect a fine and potentially even prison time.
Free-marketeers responded angrily to the Florida ban, saying that the market, not the state, should be allowed to decide whether people want to eat a particular product, but like so much knee-jerk freemarketeers say, this totally misses the point. First of all, these so-called “foods of the future” have the backing of enormous corporations, governments, non-governmental organizations, the scientific community, the media and celebrities, all of which are pushing them, in a concerted effort, as “healthy” and “planet-friendly” alternatives to traditional animal products.
These products are not being sold to us on an open market, but forced as part of a transformative social and political agenda, predicated on the need to save the planet from climate change. Carbon taxes and restrictions on animal products may make red meat and cheese a luxury beyond the reach of ordinary people in the coming years. This isn’t a neutral playing field.
What’s worse, manufacturers aren’t even being honest about what their products are. At the very least, government should hold them to a higher standard and prevent them from misleading the public.
If it isn’t milk—it isn’t milk. I know this and so do you. And nobody should be able to tell you otherwise.