So here we are, 14 months or so after “two weeks to slow the spread” and “15 days to flatten the curve,” finally being allowed out of our jail cells and “permitted” by elected and unelected bureaucrats alike to breathe fresh air without wearing a slave muzzle. As the prisoners in Don Pizarro’s dungeons sing in Beethoven’s mighty opera, “Fidelio,” “Oh what joy, in the open air: Freely to breathe again!”
How did you enjoy your first taste of totalitarianism, America? It was, after all, for your own good!
On the one hand, free beer, cash money, and prepaid debit cards are used as incentives to receive the vaccine. But segregated ballparks—based upon vaccination status—and threats of a vaccine passport if you ever want to fly again await on the other.
Virtue Signaling
Why? Methinks they doth protest too much.Virtue-signaling leftists, who’ve grown accustomed prancing about in public double-masked and wearing a beekeeper’s suit or deep-sea diving gear, fret that if they take off their masks, some people might mistake them for Republicans—gasp!—or worse, conservatives, or worst of all, Trump voters.
Permanently masking yourself like a bank robber or a welder indicates that you’re one of the good people: a Biden supporter, a person who lives in a home that has a sign out front stating you believe in science, and that hate has no place here. Which is, of course, why you hate Republicans, conservatives, and Trump voters to this day.
Hatched in Wuhan
Calling the coronavirus a hoax would be going too far. It was a nasty respiratory illness that discriminated primarily against the elderly and the obese. But now, after more than a year of madness, we’re inching closer to discovering the culprit: the Wuhan Institute of Virology in Wuhan, China. The institute is one of the major coronavirus research centers in the world, funded partially by the United States government, led by Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases.You remember Fauci. Since the emergence of the virus, the diminutive doctor has twisted, squirmed, wriggled, changed direction, obfuscated, and squid-inked the American public about both the nature of the disease and his role in actually facilitating its creation. By bureaucratically overturning a ban on something called “gain of function” in regard to various deadly viruses—in other words, making them more deadly—Fauci apparently invoked a footnote to the moratorium that allowed such research “to protect the public health or national security.”
For the political left, of course, the latter explanation has long been racist heresy. A “conspiracy theory,” huffed the British medical journal The Lancet in early 2020. The now-woke publication thundered that experts “overwhelmingly conclude that this coronavirus originated in wildlife.”
Science
The excuse given for pathologizing viruses is that creating and housing ever-deadlier viruses in a lab makes it easier to prepare for the next pandemic, should one come. That such research might actually cause such a pandemic never seems to occur to anybody.Like the anti-clerical atheist revolutionaries of 18th-century France, today’s Jacobins are members of the Cult of Reason. The same amoral, evangelizing purpose lies behind the drive to vaccinate, allowing them to run roughshod over the dearly won constitutional protections that were established in the United States right around the same time that the French were destroying churches and guillotining Marie Antoinette.
But now the sans-culottes are caught in a bind. If the masks are supposed to protect others from your toxic emanations, yet those others are vaccinated, then why wear a mask? And if you’re vaccinated and they’re not, why wear a mask? So much for the God of Reason.
The true nature of science is that it’s a process of ongoing questioning, and not the interpretation and enforcement of holy leftist writ. As the nation slowly begins to come to its senses, the scolding Karens begin their retreat back to their white wine and kitty-litter boxes, Fauci disappears from the television screens, and the lockdown prisoners look up at the blue spring sky and wonder, “What were we thinking?”
Allons, enfants! We have nothing to lose but our chains. And our masks.