What is it about the word “art"?
Pronounce it, and the IQ of susceptible folk is instantly halved. (I’ve seen cases where it is diminished by 87 percent.)
Instead of throwing something soft and rotting at such mountebanks, they nod solemnly and reach for their wallets.
What is it about the word “art” that endows it with this mind- and character-wrecking property?
Why does it induce incontinent gibbering, not to mention mind-boggling extravagance, among normally hard-headed souls?
A full answer would take us deep into the pathology of our time.
The half-comic, half-contemptible result is that ordinary bourgeois adults find themselves in the embarrassing position of celebrating the juvenile, anti-bourgeois antics of people who detest them.
“After one has abandoned a belief in God,” Wallace Stevens observed, “poetry is that essence which takes its place as life’s redemption.”
That, anyway, is the idea, though exactly what sort of “redemption” may be had from much that goes by the name of “art” today is another question.
Yes, that’s right. This deep thinker drinks tinted milk and then regurgitates it over a canvas.
That’s her claim to immortality.
People—not art people—used to say contemptuously that their child of 5 could paint something indiscernible from a Jackson Pollock painting. Perhaps so.
Ms. Brown has gone a step further: her creations are indiscernible from the “creations” of 1-year-olds, whose canvases are the products not of their hands but other organs.
Perhaps the most risible—or is it the saddest?—part of this whole charade is the pretense that there is something novel about what Millie Brown has on offer.
“I have an inherent desire to push my own boundaries within my art,” she says.
But we’ve been there, we’ve done that.
And then there was the student at the Ontario College of Art and Design who in 1996 pushed his own boundaries with an “art work” that consisted of him vomiting on paintings by others, a Piet Mondrian in New York and a Raoul Dufy at a museum in Ontario.
The truth is that, rhetoric to the contrary notwithstanding, there is nothing new or “challenging” about the “artists” who populate the trendy precincts of contemporary art.
All their “shocking” moves were long ago pioneered by Marcel Duchamp and his fellow Dadaists.
What these latter-day Dadaists have accomplished is simply the domestication and routinization of the avant-garde.
They preserve the gestures but lack the spirit.
They pretend to be “challenging” or “transgressing” conventional boundaries, but all such boundaries were long ago erased.
They are today’s conventional taste.
The only thing these “artists” challenge is our patience.
It is a melancholy, not to say a tiresome, spectacle.
What it says about our culture is partly depressing, partly anger-inducing.
It’s contemptible, yes, but also quite sad.