It’s now 2024—The Associated Press says so.
In case a claim was made that it’s still 2023, the AP wants to assure everyone that that is false.
Now that’s a fact check.
What isn’t a fact check is most of what is produced by the fact-check industry. PolitiFact, FactCheck.org, and each of the in-house media organs, such as CNN’s Facts First, are merely confirmation machines, pig lipsticking apparatus that reinforce the original lie.
To simplify deception detection, here are a few very common and very slippery techniques the fact-checkers use to twist the truth into a lie—and vice-versa—to always look out for.
And lumping crazy with sane makes sane look crazy, so having any concerns about 15-minute or smart cities is just as crazy as thinking Oprah used her space laser to burn Maui—easy peasy.
Then there is asking the same people the same question that has been raised by someone else to make sure you get the same answer. That is an incredibly simple ploy:
“Joe says you’re guilty.”
“I am not guilty.”
Fact-check headline: “Joe is a Liar!!”
Safety in numbers works well too. A claim is made but called wrong by a bunch of people. The fact-checkers only ask those people whether or not the claim is true and one or two of their number—typically those with the most letters after their name—confirm their belief that is not true.
This technique is the primary fact check of everything climate and COVID. Egregious terms such as “settled science” spring from this; that and the vast majority of media types did not take even a basic “Golden Book of Science” overview class in school and never asked anyone what exactly the “scientific method” is because it sounded too hard (the same goes for anything involving math).
Throw in the auto-kowtow to the heavily credentialed that the media takes, and an actual fact has almost no chance of making it through; that is if they are saying the thing they want to—or are told to—write.
In other words, it’s right because we say it’s right and look at all of these other people who say it’s right, too, so we must be right.
And, therefore, you are a liar.
To be crystal clear: Science is not a democracy, and people don’t just get together to vote on what’s true and what’s not—just imagine if that’s how it worked...
There is no such thing as “settled science”—science is a process, and you can no more “follow the science” than you can follow a car you are driving.
There is also the idea that odds can—when convenient—be used to denigrate a statement. For example, in the Nov. 23 GOP debate, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said, “Your minor child can go to California without your knowledge or without your consent, and get hormone therapy, puberty blockers, and a sex change operation.”
Pedantry is also a go-to play for professional fact-checkers. This involves taking a minor possibly erroneous detail of a position or statement and making it the main point to discredit the entire statement—see “Joe got the date of the allied landing in Normandy wrong so he knows nothing about World War II and therefore anything he says about it—or any other historical event—is wrong and a lie.”
Along these lines, the trick of temporal limiting is used quite often too. Person A says something bad could happen—fact-checker calls it false because that part of the law or regulation doesn’t take effect for five years.
The “Bob” trick is another example of purposeful pedantry. His birth certificate says “Robert” so you are wrong, lying, or both when you call him “Bob.”
Fact-checkers—very conveniently—get to choose which facts they check. This is not too much different from deciding where a story went in a newspaper when newspapers were still a thing, but the consistency of fact-checkers to pick facts they do not want to be true to check is overwhelmingly obvious.
Scroll through any of the major fact-check sites and it becomes readily apparent to anyone with a room temperature or higher IQ that certain people and topics are checked, um, more rigorously than others.
That phenomenon is somewhat related to the idea of wishful checking. These facts are usually the most convoluted as they start with a preconceived political desire on the part of the checker and nothing will be allowed to stand in its way. Fact-checker wants more people to commute by bicycle? There are numbers and studies for that.
In fact, there are numbers and studies to support practically every conceivable position on any issue—you just have to look for them. And this is one of the reasons why internet censorship—either outright or through throttling or algorithmic massaging—is so important: The studies and numbers that appear on page one of a search all tend to tilt the same way, and it’s only by clicking through to page 432 that a different detail can be found.
And about 90 percent of all Google searches never leave the first page—there’s a reason companies pay for those spots.
Also, when fact-checkers get lazy or desperate, they “self-source” the supposed truth—“See this link? We already debunked that notion so we don’t have to bother to do it again.”
It doesn’t matter if the original fact check was accurate or if it really relates to the new issue at hand—it’s been debunked, so move along.
And if all else fails, fact-checkers can simply call something a conspiracy theory and be done with it.
The whole idea of fact-checking is rather odd. Created to bolster trust in the media, it has instead contributed to its cratering, in large part because much of the public’s reaction was as follows:
“Umm, isn’t what’s in the paper in the first place supposed to be true? Why are you checking your own stuff? Wouldn’t it be easier to not print falsehoods in the first place?”
An editor once said to me, “Just because someone says something doesn’t mean we have to put it in the paper.”
If only that standard were adhered to today.
