Whatâs cookinâ, sports fans? Welcome to another edition of the extra large and turbo-charged Epoch Times Sports Brief for Friday, Jan. 24, 2025. Iâm Bill Thomas, weâve got some exciting stories to share with you right now, and hereâs whatâs happening in the thrilling world of sports.
A commanding NFL rookie leads his surprising troops into Philly for a do-or-die shot at Super Bowl glory, an AFC powerhouse collides with a very familiar foe in a high-stakes legacy-defining showdown, and an American underdog charges the net Down Under in a surprising bid for an unlikely Grand Slam title.
Sports Brief Host commentary: In all honesty, right up to this exact moment in time, I always thought that a Grand Slam was a title for a breakfast thingy at Dennyâs which typically includes four items: two pancakes, two eggs cooked to order, two bacon strips, and two sausage links. This is apparently a different kind of Grand Slam. Back to the program.
The starting lineups have just been announced for the NBA All Star team, and a trio of well-respected baseball heroes join a very exclusive clubâweâll tell you who scored a ticket to Cooperstown.
Remarkable Rookie Rallies the Troops
Remarkable rookie Jayden Daniels and his Washington Commanders are gonna storm into Lincoln Financial Field to square off against their division rival Philadelphia Eagles, and theyâre sure to be welcomed with rousing applause, fond wishes, and gracious hospitality by nearly 70,000 of the best-behaved, most polite, cordial, kindly, and well-mannered fans in the entire NFL. Some people call âem barbarians, but your Sports Brief team is far too cultured and well bred for that kind of talk. Yaâwe come from good stock.These bitter enemies have already met twice this year, with each team winning once, and this rubber match is for all the cheddar, bragging rights, the NFC crown, and an all-expense-paid trip to the Big Easy, New Orleans, for Super Bowl 59 and the chance to snag an enormous diamond-studded ring that weighs more than my Aunt Marthaâs gold plated dentures.
The Commanders are playing with house money and theyâve got nothing to lose, simply because nobody ever expected âem to make it this far. Head coach Dan Quinn has engineered a once-in-a-lifetime turnaround; Kliff Kingsburyâs offense is rugged, quick, and versatile; Joe Whitt Jr.âs D is getting better each and every week; and this team has the right mix of veterans and youth.
Sports Brief Host commentary: Sports Brief head writer Davey Ross initially called âem senior citizens and children, but I made him change that. Youâre welcome. Back to the program.
Meanwhile, the Eagles offensive line is built like a wall of side-by-side shipping containers, their defensive front is like a herd of charging bull elephants, and grabbing hold of running back Saquon Barkley is like trying to pin the tail on the donkeyâespecially if youâre wearing a blindfold and the donkey is a Mack truck.
However, word on the street is that quarterback Jalen Hurts is banged up, the Eaglesâ passing game has been missing in action, and the Commanders are bursting at the seams with confidence after knocking off the birds when they met last month.
Washingtonâs fans have been waiting decades to return to the spotlight; the teamâs motto is âanybody, anywhere, anytimeâ; and these two I-95 neighbors donât need any extra motivation to get up for this one. Winner goes to the Super Bowl, loser goes home, and their fans get 9 months to cry in their Quaker instant oatmealâthe one with raisins, dates, and walnuts. I like that one.
Hey, by the way, weâre rooting for the Commandersâsimply because Daniels is gonna try to become the first rookie QB ever to lead his team to the Super Bowl, and we canât stand the thought of listening to 70,000 screaming maniacs sing âFly, Eagles, Flyâ out of tune, off key, and out of sync.
Battling Bills Aim to Spoil Chiefsâ Dream
Josh Allen and the Buffalo Bills are stampeding into Kansas City on Sunday and theyâre gonna be dead-set on knocking the Chiefs from their lofty longtime perch atop the AFC.Weâve said it before; the highly experienced Chiefs know exactly how to crank it up when the seasonâs on the line, brilliant coach Andy Reid is always a step ahead, and underrated defensive coordinator Steve Spagnuolo always has his troops ready to play like a wrecking crew.
Also, QB Patrick Mahomes is money in the bank (youâre money baby and you donât even know it), tight end Travis Kelce has woken up from hibernation, and defensive tackle Chris Jones is a one-man demolition derby. This team can smell destiny on the horizon and theyâre one win away from a history-making shot at an unprecedented third straight Super Bowl crownâGIMME THAT RING!
Meanwhile, Bills QB Josh Allen has single-handedly carried this team on his shoulders but donât be fooledâthis is a deep, versatile, well-coached squad, with a solid running game and a brutal defense.
By the way, these two future Hall of Famers have met three times before in the playoffs, including their legendary 2021 divisional round matchup, and Allen hasnât beaten Mahomes yet in the postseason. If heâs ever gonna haul himself and his team over that lofty mountain, nowâs a good timeâbut to pull off that kind of haul, heâll need an industrial-sized, 3-axle U-Haul truck.
The Bills Mafia would love nothing more than a break from the barrage of lake-effect blizzards and an excuse to head south for some of that golden sunshine, a heaping bowl of jambalaya, and just a pinch of some of that good olâ Southern hospitality.
And weâre rooting for them, tooâbecause weâd prefer to watch a couple hundred goofy car insurance commercials as opposed to watching Taylor Swift jumping up and down in a high-priced Kansas City luxury box.
American Underdog Serves Notice at Aussie Open
Sports Brief commentary: In all honesty, right up to this very point in time, I always thought that Underdog was a 1960s cartoon character and Iâve only learned just now that heâs also apparently become a tennis playerâand a darn good one at that. Back to the program and letâs find out more.In just a few hours, 19th-ranked Madison Keys will take to the hardcourt in Melbourne, Australia, to face off against top seed and two-time defending Aussie Open champion Aryna Sabalenka in an epic David vs. Goliath clash.
To get to the finals, Keys shocked the world by fending off match point in the third set and storming back against number two Iga Swiatek in the semis.
Meanwhile, the Belarusian Sabalenkaâwho also won last yearâs U.S. Openâwill try to become the first woman in more than a quarter century to snag three straight Aussie Open titles. (Sheâs no Billie Jean King, but she ainât half bad.)
For the 29-year-old Keys, itâs only the second Grand Slam final sheâs ever played inâshe lost in the 2017 U.S. Openâand sheâs gonna be looking to shock the world, upset the hard-hitting Sabalenka, and bring home the giant silver cup to Orlando, Florida, U.S.A.! Disney World, Florida oranges, and silver cupsâwhat more could you ask for?
Over on the menâs side of the net, 10-time Aussie Open champ Novak Djokovic was brutally booed after retiring from his semifinal match, following a grueling first-set tiebreak loss to Germanyâs Alexander âSashaâ Zverev, due to a muscle tear in his left leg.
Sports Brief Host commentary: I understand. When I was 9, I once tore my jersey sliding into second base during my little league game. Coach wanted to pull me, but I stepped up, shook it off, and led my team to the worst loss in little league history. I have no idea where I was going with that. Er, uh ⌠back to the program.
On Sunday, the second-ranked Zverev is gonna square off against top-ranked Italian Jannik Skinner in the menâs finals for the whole vegemite sandwichâwhich in case you donât know, is something they eat over there. Vegemite is sort of like soy sauce mixed with peanut butter and black licorice and if that doesnât sound appealing to you, well, itâs an acquired tasteâkind of like my Aunt Marthaâs sardine casserole. Marthaâs a good woman, she just eats funky vittles.
Starters Named for NBA All Star Teams
In the Western Conference, 40-year-old LeBron James is gonna be making his record-extending 21st All Star game appearance, and heâll be joined in the starting lineup by Denver center Nikola Jokic, as well as Suns forward Kevin Durant and Warriors legend Steph Curry.Theyâll also be joined by budding superstar Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and in case you donât know him yet, give it some time, heâll grow on you. Right now, his Oklahoma City Thunder squad has the best record in the conference, heâs leading the league in scoring, and halfway through the season, SGAâs got a legit chance to be this yearâs league MVP.
Meanwhile, the Eastern Conference squad is led by Bucks forward Giannis Antetokounmpo, aka the Greek Freak, who topped fan voting for the second consecutive year.
Heâll be joined by Celtics forward Jayson Tatum, Knicks teammates Jalen Brunson and Karl-Anthony Towns, and Cavaliers guard Donovan Mitchell, whose Cleveland team currently has the best record in the entire league.
By the way, this yearâs All Star game starters were chosen using a weighted voting system that combines 50 percent fan voting with 25 percent each from both the media and current players.
Sports Brief Host commentary: Hello ⌠Iâm media. Apparently my vote doesnât count! Thanks a bunch.
The leagueâs head coaches are gonna vote for the other 14 players to make the squads, theyâll be announced next week, and in case youâre wondering, the leagueâs annual showcase event takes place in San Francisco on Feb. 16. Stay tuned.
Terrific Trio Join Baseballâs Elite
The Baseball Writersâ Association of America has just elected Ichiro Suzuki, CC Sabathia, and Billy Wagner as the Hallâs newest members, and according to your Sports Brief crew, theyâre all extremely worthy of induction.The legendary Ichiro was a near-unanimous selectionâhe missed out on only a single vote, which heâs a little salty aboutâand by the way, heâs the first ball player from Japan ever to earn the honor. In MLB, the trailblazing Ichiro hit .311 for his career, walloped more than 3,000 hits, and he played mostly with the Mariners, the Yankees, and the Marlins.
The man who he beat out for the AL Rookie of the Year award back in 2001, Sabathia, is a former Cy Young award winner and a dominant left-handed starter who pitched for many years with both Cleveland and the Yankees, where he won a World Series ring in 2009.
Meanwhile, Wagner made it into the Hall on his 10th and final try. Heâs the first left-handed reliever to win enshrinement, a multiple-time All Star, and he pitched for 16 seasons with the Astros, the Phillies, the Mets, and more. For a number of years, he was the guy you didnât wanna see charging out of the bullpen when the game was on the line. (Not on account of him having garlic breath or anything; itâs just that he had a wicked 100 mph fastball.)
The trio will be inducted alongside a pair of old-timers, Dave Parker and Dick Allen, who were recently voted in by a committee dedicated to baseballâs classic era. In case you want to attend, the ceremony takes place next July in Cooperstown, New York; however, you should know ahead of time that unfortunately, we wonât be there because as best as we can tellâour invitations were somehow lost in the mail.
One more baseball note to share with you right now and a shout out to Sports Brief listener and all-around good guy, Dwight Wilkes, who reminded us last week about the passing of Mr. Baseball, Bob Uecker. Ueck was a former major league catcher, the longtime play-by-play man for the Milwaukee Brewers, and an actor who starred in the TV show Mr. Belvedere who died last week at the age of 90. Mr. Baseball was beloved, he brought joy and laughter to many, and he will be sorely missed.
And now, before we shut the studio down and spend all weekend lounging on the couch, shoveling boxes full of good to the last slice, ultra healthy deep dish pizza down our gullets, and gorging on sports, we want to tip our caps to an NFL championship game memory thatâs so legendary itâs simply known as âThe Drive.â
In case you donât recall, during the 1986 AFC Championship against the Cleveland Browns, Denver Broncos quarterback John Elway drove his team 98 yards down the field in just over 5 minutes to tie the score with only seconds left in the game.
The Broncos would go on to win the game in overtime, earn a trip to the Super Bowl, and break the hearts of Browns fans everywhere and theyâre still bitter 38 years later. If youâre a Browns fan and you remember watching that day, we feel your pain.
Hey before we hit the hammock with a cactus cooler and a couple of chili dogs, some breaking news to share with you right now from the Sports Brief semi-authentic dugout.
Pete Carroll has just been hired by the Las Vegas Raiders to become their next head football coach. The former coach of the Seahawks, the Patriots, and the USC Trojans has won both a Super Bowl title and a college football national championship. He now becomes the oldest head coach in NFL history and congratulations, Peteâyour friends here at the Sports Brief program are gonna be rooting for you every step of the way.
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