No, 42 Million People Didn’t Die On Black Friday Weekend

42 million people did not die on Black Friday. The Onion’s “42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record” article is satirical.
No, 42 Million People Didn’t Die On Black Friday Weekend
Shoppers head into Target just after their doors opened at midnight on Black Friday in South Portland, Maine, on Nov. 28, 2014. AP Photo/Robert F. Bukaty
Jack Phillips
Jack Phillips
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Jack Phillips
Jack Phillips
Breaking News Reporter
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