Here’s a few quotes for Halloween:
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“The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It’s unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that’s never been advertised. And there’s a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there’s a ton of it left over” -- Lewis Black
“I see my face in the mirror and go, ‘I’m a Halloween costume? That’s what they think of me?’” -- Drew Carey
“Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn’t even the star of his own Halloween special” -- Chris Rock
“This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him” -- Conan O'Brien
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion” -- Henry David Thoreau
“Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody” -- Mark Twain
“Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.” -- William Shakespeare, “MacBeth”
“Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see where it keeps its brain” -- JK Rowling
“On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me” -- Rodney Dangerfield
“Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on” — River Phoenix, deceased actor
“There is a sacred HORROR about everything grand. It is easy to admire mediocrity and hills;
but whatever is too lofty, a genius as well as a mountain, an assembly as well as a
masterpiece, seen too near, is appalling“ — Victor Hugo, author of ”Hunchback of Notre Dame”
“There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dis-passionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery” — Joseph Conrad, “Heart of Darkness” author
