Chen Guangbiao seems a flamboyant tycoon
But is simply a communist buffoon;
He seems a charitable man shaking hands
But against tyranny would never stand;
He seems a handsome chap in some photos
A smiling devil in his red grotto;
He seems an entrepreneur flush with cash
Who could buy off anyone who might bash
Like top Western media and the free world;
Just ask him straightly if he’s ever heard
Of freedom of faith for the Falun Gong
Or if internet freedom is all wrong,
And pretty soon you will plainly observe
Your indignation is what he deserves!